Zagat Reviews Of Your Drunk Food

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Dollar Slice

A hit all around because it only costs ” a dollar “ and is almost impressive with how much top-notch petroleum and grease oozes through the ” 37 napkins you grabbed “ and all over your clothes.


a Spoonful of peanut butter because you havent PURCHASED groceries that werent Alcohol in three weeks

Considered upmarket chic because its organic ; while definitely offering fancy takes on the traditional drunk food path, definitely not a bargain because you will be immensely hungover the next morning.


Cheese fries

Insanely good and cheap but offset given the fact that you will unavoidably hurl it all up in less than an hour wait .”


Mozzarella Sticks

If you can take the heat then you will definitely start devouring these before the takeout guy has even left your front door. A nighttime revelation that offers an awesome combination of fried cheese that you will probably not be able to finish before ” passing out in bed with all of the lightings on .”


Your roommates food

For those with adventurous palates attempting unusual dishes , definitely go for whatever is on your roommates side of the kitchen. Outstanding specialities including her leftover takeout from a week ago and cereal she bought at Costco four months ago .”


Handfuls of shredded cheese directly out of the bag

Fans praise the authenticity of standing barefoot next to your refrigerator in serene stillnes as you stare blankly at the condiment shelf and pull handfuls of shredded cheese out of the purse with moderate velocity as you blatantly dismiss your roommate crying on the bathroom floor.


Cold cuts

Proving that cold cuts is not limited to decadent sandwiches, an unbeatable selection for a late-night binge would be just shoveling cold meat immediately into your mouth oh-so-worth-it !”


Any Kind Of Fast Food

Ideal for when you need to satisfy what it is you crave . From the illustrious cuisine of Taco Bell to the more sane option of McDonalds, fast food is an historically abysmal food option for 3AM.

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