Stay Single Until You Find The Goodest Boy


Stay single until you find a son who always comes back after he has to run after something else. Like a stick, or a tennis ball. Or a ball that you pretended to throw but then tricked him but he’ll still forgive you.

Stay single until you find a son who never lets you sleep alone . Who might push you with his little feet and slobber on your pillow, but always wants to be close to you. Even when you get him his own bed, he’d always pick sleeping beside you–no questions asked.

Stay single until you find a boy who always reminds you when it’s time to move . Who makes you walk outside, every day. Who sometimes will see a squirrel or just thinks he sees a squirrel and then you have to run after him to make sure he doesn’t get lost. Who forces you out of bed, even when it’s raining, and even though it might rile you you can’t help but smile at how happy only being outside builds him.

Stay single until you find a boy who’s excited about the little things . Like the sound of plastic opening, buzzers, puppies barking at the house next door. Who reminds you what it’s like to be excited about Who hears terms like “park” and “walk” and “want to????” and spins in literal circles

Stay single until you find a boy who will protect you at all costs . From anything and every peril, even the ones that actually pose no threat…like the wind or noise levels he hears in the hallway. He’s the one who builds “youre feeling” safe, because you know if your neighbor’s cat dares to come near you it’s

Stay single until you find a boy who never wants you to leave and can’t contain his exuberance when you come home .
Who gives you the saddest, most guilt-inducing appear when you go anywhere without him, but forgives you and greets you with so much happiness the second he hears your key in the lock. Who simply wants to be by your side at all times, and waitings patiently and attentively when he can’t be with you for the minute when you can be again.

Stay single until you find a boy who is thrilled about everything life has to offer . New smellings, new places, auto rides. He’s the boy who procures every little experience altogether amazing and even when they’re tiny or what most people would think is insignificant( like getting to eat some cheese for a change or even just hearing the word “treat” ). His happiness is infectious and it will always build you smile.

Stay single until you find a son who never induces you feel guilty for your mistakes . Who forgives you when you holler or when you’re gone for a long time during the day. Who doesn’t hold grudges and is the definition of unconditional love.

Stay single until you find a boy who constructs you understand what it’s like to love something, person, so much, he forgives you for literally anything because he’s the best, goodest boy in the world.

Actually just stay single and get a dog. Because that’s the only love you’re ever going to need.

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