Will comes home from school and does his homework and then takes some Melatonin and then goes to bed at 8P M. I would watch hours of him doing this over and over and over again. He deserves it.
Will starts getting really into soccer. He’s, like, at it — but it induces him feel fulfilled. It doesn’t even have to be soccer, he merely needs to find some activity that isn’t “saving all of Hawkins, Indiana before he even makes puberty.” It’s too much, I’m really worried about how he’ll move on from this.
Joyce Byers cools it. No more screaming , no more Christmas lightings , no more chain-smoking cigarettes and investigating Will’s crazy shadow drawings. She simply, like, asks Will about girl children and he rolls his eyes a lot. I don’t know, what do boys talking here with their mommies? I’ve had less psychotic breakdowns in the last 23 years than Winona Ryder has had on screen the last two seasons.
Will and Jonathan build a snowman. Maybe have a playful snowball fighting or something. There’s no debate about who out of the two of them is “weirder.”( It’s Jonathan .)
A full episode of Will simply doing a puzzle in complete silence.
Will gets a new bike and is really excited about it. Nobody bullies him. He’s finally getting good at math. He grows two inches.
Will decides he wants to get super into birdwatching and watches some really awesome birds. That’s it , nothing else happens, all he says is: “Wow! Seem at that bird! ” Nothing possesses him, he doesn’t get sucked into some alternate cosmo , nothing is trying to kill him –.
Jonathan and Will form a natural, brotherly bond that has nothing to do with the fact that one of them got sucked into another dimension and then was overtaken by a shadow monster and controlled for several days by an evil force. Nope.
Nancy comes over a couple of times and tells Will she knows of a girl who has a crush on him. Or something. Guys, I will severely not watch another season of this kid agony, he truly needs a win.
A full episode of Will and Mike doing slime ASMR. Mike can still be moody, that’s fine.
Will tries a gluten-free diet and then is like nah, fuck it, I’ve virtually succumbed a bunch of hours within the last year — I’m eating pasta forever. The final shoot is him feeing his third plate of spaghetti and doing the fist pump from.
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