40 Of The Best Quotes From My Favorite Murder

I’ve been a huge fan of the true-crime/ comedy podcast, My Favorite Murder, ever since I began listening to it this past summertime. The hosts, Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, share their favorite slayings and true crime stories while discussing what’s going in their lives in the form of comedic banter to lighten the heavy mood that talking about slaying can bring.

If you aren’t very well known My Favorite Murder( Also abbreviated as MFM ), the podcast spun a community of fans and we are speaking about ourselves as “Murderinos.” Since the debut of MFM in January 2016, the dames of MFM have said some quotes that are a combination of inspiring, humorous and uplifting, especially for women. I went to their live show in Detroit and it was incredible. Karen and Georgia are astounding human beings; I fulfilled them and they are some of the nicest people I have ever met in my life.

Here are 40 of the wisest and comical quotes from MFM obtained from the official “My Favorite Murder” Facebook group and Pinterest .

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1. ” Get a task. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest .”

2. ” Here’s the thing: fucking everyone .”

3. ” Don’t say’ sorry not sorry ‘; Say’ Listen, you motherfucker !”

4. ” All of life is about fixing what you fucked up .”

5. ” Please live your life like you’re going to be reenacted in 30 years .”

6. ” Don’t leave your drink alone .”

7. ” Don’t let your girlfriend fucking leave you behind .”

8. ” You’re in a cult; call your dad .”

9. ” Don’t call it nonconsensual sexuality. Sex is sex and rape is rape; use the word rape.

10. ” Don’t take things for awarded or judge books by coverings and don’t do the things that median people get tricked by .”

11. ” You can be crazy, only be light-hearted about it .”

12. ” If you gratify a person[ and] you get the weird impression in your intestine, perfectly trust yourself and get out of there .”

13. ” We can actually help each other; we should help each other and reach out to each other .”

14. ” Talk about your trauma .”

15. ” Don’t let people touch you if you’re not comfy with it .”

16. ” Pepper spraying first and apologize later .”

17. ” If you see something, fucking say something .”

18. ” Lock your fucking door .”

19. ” Donate $50 dollars to your local library, maintain all your thumbs .”

20. ” Don’t beverage and drive, you guys .”

21. Nothing is real; speak for yourself[ and] question authority .”

22. ” Wash your hands, please. Don’t get murdered by germs .”

23. ” Let’s use our the terms of reference of anxiety for good and not evil .”

24. ” Don’t be a fucking lunatic .”

25. ” Bigger dummies than you .”

26. ” Toxic masculinity ruins the party again .”

27. ” If Florida’s kicking you out, you’re probably a pretty big fucking shit .”

28. ” Let’s sit crooked and talk straight .”

29. ” This isn’t a positive cult; this isn’t like Sephora .”

30. ” My therapist was right about you .”

31. ” Look, meth is bad .”

32. ” Triflers need not apply .”

33. ” Don’t snort shit .”

34. ” Don’t be a know-it-all .”

35. ” Hey guys, let’s get those rape kits tested”

36. ” Can everyone chill the fuck out ?”

37. ” Leave well enough alone, asshat .”

38. ” Just be rude; go up to people and be like,’ Hi, I know this constructs me the weirdo but there’s a weirdo over there.'”

39. Fuck politeness.

40. Stay sexy and don’t get murdered( SSDGM ).

If you love true crime, slapstick and real talk about life issues, mental health, feminism and more, then you should probably start listening to My Favorite Murder. Even if you don’t( you really should ), at least attain you always remain sexy and don’t get murdered!

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