Every relationship is different — the style they begin, play out, and objective varies depending on the person or persons. But while some people prefer to focus on the fulfill cutes and honeymoon phase, there’s something incredibly interesting to me about the endings. What can make two people who were in love decide they’re actually not?
Well, this Instagram account might dedicate us a little insight. reasonswerenotdating is an account that exclusively lists the reasons people broke up with their significant other, and some are nothing that you’d expect.
Anonymous Submission Alert #submissionsunday Carlos seemed like a good guy. A real gentleman. Then he sent me pictures he described of his yoga educator. Naked. I’m not sure why he supposed this was appropriate … Now I know why why he booked so many one on one yoga sessions. #doessheknowaboutthenakeddrawings #yogaeverydamnday #lifedrawing #naked #asana #obsessed #dedicatedhispracticealright #strikeapose #yoga
ANONYMOUS SUBMISSION This was Donnie. Donnie was an athlete and a total babe. I liked Donnie and I thought he was ready to make a home run, but when he was beginning to pull off his dirty ripped jeans he uncovered sheer lace panties. They were much nicer than mine. Sorry Donnie you only struck out. #friendzonetotheendzone #hedidntmakethecut #strikeout
This was Thatcher. From the moment I first insured Thatcher I was spellbound. He was intelligent, witty and handsome. He was even tall. Thatcher and I had so much in common, we even had the same sense of humour. I thought he might be my perfect man. I pined for him for years. Thatcher was wonderful. Unfortunately I eventually found out we had more in common than I originally realised. We both love men. #youcanthaveitall #datingfail #unrequitedlove
Whether the reasons are petty, funny, or sad, it does show how we all approach relationships in our lives — and what sorts of things end up being absolute deal breakers to some people.
This was Cameron. Let’s call him Cam. Cam and I gratified on holiday, he was the manager of the resort we were staying at. I ended up making out with him at the club in the early hours. We were both quite drunk and he invited me back to his. When we got there I was shocked at how messy it was and the Monica inside me wanted to clean the whole place up. To confuse myself from this I thought we should just get on with things. Then he asked me if I brought lube. Like yeah, sorry let me only get that out of my pouch .. when I’m on holiday and you’ve invited me back to yours. Soz Cam hun, you killed the mood. #lube #whatdoyouthinkagirltakesonholiday #travelsize #sozhun #dryasabone P. S. the sexiest thing about this encounter was when he told me he could lose his job for fraternising with a guest. #allthepower
This was Ciaran. We were in our first date and I was fighting through that awkward dialogue pause when someone comes back from going to the lavatory. Casting around for something to talk about I seemed down at my phone to insure a message from my pregnant sister about get ladytown in shape before she dedicated birth. Before I knew it I was asking his opinion on my sister’s pubic hair … He “had to get home” pretty soon after that … #pubechat #bushcraft #themightybush #datingfail #mybad
The Reasons We’re Not Dating household has grown and we’re now accepting cooperations. Our first collab is from our anonymous RWND babe: This was Eugene. Eugene seemed really great. It wasn’t perfect because it was various kinds of long distance, but he was nice enough that it didn’t seem insurmountable, plus he was super enthusiastic and persuaded me to fly out and ensure him. He picked me up from the airport and took me to dinner. Everything was going so promisingly. Then things took a sharp turn. He said he had a girlfriend and wanted me to go home. Thanks for nothing Eugene. #whydidntyoutellmebeforeiflewacrossthecountry #timewaster #igotofftheplane #thenigotbackontogohome #itsokhepaidmebackfortheflights #itsnotreallyTHATokthough #nameshavebeenchanged
Ok so this was Brennan. We were on our second date when he took my hand over the table and looked me immediately in the eyes. He told me I had the most beautiful brown eyes he’d ever seen. At this point I paused, I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to this. Brennan you fool. My eyes are blue !!! #tryagain #itwasntevendark #areyoucolourblind #baddate #youruinedit #lookalittlecloser #ilikeattentiontodetail
This was Warren. We gratified on tinder. Before the date Warren did not mention that he not only supported Trump, but also actively worked on his campaign. Needless to say I went back to his, fooled around a bit, got stuck in a stairwell and only satisfied up with him one more time. #inmydefensehewassuperhot #iultimatelycouldnotjointhetrumptrain #dating #datingfails #tinder #tinderfail #reasonswerenotdating #nameshavebeenchanged
Well, you can’t say some aren’t relatable.
What are some of the reasons you broke up? And what do you think are bad reasons to? Let us know — you know, for science.
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