Along with the trend for glisten bums, this festival looking comes with a host of environmental not to mention its practical concerns
Name : Glitter swimwear.
Age: Recently applied .
Appearance : Glittery, a bit sheer.
Are we talking about bikinis made of glittery fabric? Not quite.
Because that’s not new. You can buy those absolutely anywhere. This is a bit more than that. Or less.
Are you sure? Because it only looks like a glittery bikini. That may be what it looks like, but there is no actual bikini. Just glitter.
I insure. No wait, I don’t. The latest summer tendency involves applying glitter directly to the scalp in a swimsuit shape.
So there’s nothing encompassing your modesty except glitter? I’m not sure modesty comes into it, but yes, it’s all glitter.
That is going to play havoc with the pool filter. I don’t think you’re supposed to go in the water. It’s more of a festival thing.
What if it rains? It’s mostly an Instagram thing, along with its even newer offshoot, the” glisten bum “, which involves applying liberal quantities of glisten to one’s backside, often in lieu of pants.
As if the sunshine shines out of your behind? More like you sat in a unicorn’s litter tray, but you’ve got the idea.
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